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Total Medals Earned: 711 (From 137 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,010 Points

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 1/14/15
5 Points
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He got it from Burger King Unlocked 1/14/15
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Doodle God

Doodle Almost-God Unlocked 10/23/12
10 Points
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Doodle Demi-God Unlocked 10/23/12
10 Points
Unlock half the category groups.
Doodle True-God Unlocked 10/23/12
50 Points
Discover all elements.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Economics Island

Stranded Unlocked 7/7/15
5 Points
Begin the journey
Meanie 5 Points Try to rip off the gorilla
Trade 10 Points Make a beneficial trade with the locals
Coconuts 25 Points Hoard over 100 coconuts
Oops 25 Points Choose the wrong point on a graph
Freedom! 50 Points You made it off the island.
Learning 50 Points Learn more by asking for help
Economics Savant 100 Points Escape the island in less than 18 days...

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/270 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 7/27/12
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef 10 Points Eat 100 cows.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Space Worm 10 Points Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack 10 Points Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete 25 Points Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine 25 Points Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Controller Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Knife Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 14/44 (140/500 points)

Every Man's Refund

Secret 02 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 03 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 04 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 06 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 16 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 24 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Secret 26 Unlocked 8/30/16
5 Points
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Repair your ship 10 Points Your destiny is in the stars!
Secret 01 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 05 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Secret 25 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Secret 29 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mysteries of the Universe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/31 (35/255 points)

Extra Pepperoni

Equality! Unlocked 7/12/16
10 Points
+1 to being progressive!
Fight The Patriarchy! Unlocked 7/12/16
10 Points
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Pizza Man Unlocked 7/12/16
10 Points
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Cha-Ching! 10 Points First you get the money...
Riverside 10 Points Let's Go!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/50 points)

Famous Paintings Parodies 8

Apple Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Betty Boo Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Coffee shop Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Frida Kat Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Love no limit Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Napo Lion Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Obra Maestra Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Phobia Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Poker online Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Pop Culture Base Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Six Tina Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Still life Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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The ButtHead Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Toast Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Van Dog Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Van Gogh quarter Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Half Score 10 Points Win game with at last 15 points
You like Art 10 Points Win game with 25 points or more
3 Hidden Stars 25 Points Find the 3 hidden stars
MegaMind 100 Points Win the game with all right answers
Caveman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angel Cat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angels Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Avocado player Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bart Rothko Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bartarsila Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat resting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dish washer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dog bather Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Escaping the internet Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Happy trees Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haunted house Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red beret cat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red Horse Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Restaurinos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sailor Booger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Star Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Things Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 16/38 (160/480 points)

FamousPaintings Parodies7

Branch test Unlocked 5/24/15
5 Points
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
Nail clipper test Unlocked 5/24/15
5 Points
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
Starring Van Gogh Unlocked 5/23/15
5 Points
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
8 ball Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Alley cats Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Botero Simpson Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Breeders Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Chavo forever Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Cyclops Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Eaten Gypsy Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Goooooal Unlocked 5/23/15
10 Points
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Ice bucket challenge Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Illusion time Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Leo Unlocked 5/23/15
10 Points
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Macdonna Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Monet Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Mythology Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Never ever give up Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Nicole the riveter Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Panic Room Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Scissors test Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
Stop wildlife trade Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Underwear class Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Updating status Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Van Cock Unlocked 5/23/15
10 Points
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Van Dogh Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Very young wife Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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White cat Unlocked 5/24/15
10 Points
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Machete test Unlocked 5/24/15
25 Points
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
Ice cream test 5 Points you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
Bat Wheatfield 25 Points Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
Chain saw test 25 Points You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
Lightsaber test 50 Points You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Ass marking Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nice Pug Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pet shop Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Red tide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sand soccer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sardin can Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sloth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tetris Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Who are you listening? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 29/42 (290/485 points)

Flappy Hunt

10k Unlocked 1/14/15
10 Points
Reach a score of 10,000
You suck! 5 Points Lose on the first round
25k 25 Points Reach a score of 25,000
Mr. Perfect 25 Points Achieve a perfect round
2 Birds 1 Shot 50 Points Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Slick Shooter 50 Points Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
100k Club 100 Points Reach a score of 100,000

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/265 points)