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Total Medals Earned: 733 (From 146 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,170 Points

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/9/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Second floor please Unlocked 8/9/16
5 Points
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

I am the ninja

First Blood Unlocked 7/1/16
5 Points
Die for the first time
Level Completed Unlocked 7/1/16
5 Points
Complete the first level
Welcome to the dojo Unlocked 7/1/16
5 Points
Play the game for first time
You are a ninja Unlocked 7/1/16
100 Points
Complete all the game
Angry Sensei 10 Points Get sensei angry
Funny Sensei 10 Points Get sensei funny
Jetpacked 10 Points Fly for 2 minutes in jetpack
Jumping Robots 10 Points Jump and kill 50 robots
Rocket Launcher 10 Points Get hit by one rocket
Walktrough Help 10 Points Use the help and watch the video
Bloodbath Ninja 25 Points Die 500 times
Master of Points 25 Points Make a total of 100k points in score mode
Ninja Star 1 25 Points Collect 30 stars
The impossible 25 Points complete the game with a maximum 10 dies
Time Trial 1 25 Points Make more than 9000 points in level 7
Time Trial 2 25 Points Make more than 9200 points in level 19
Time Trial 3 25 Points Make more than 9720 points in level 20
Ninja Star 2 50 Points Collect 60 stars
Ninja Star 3 50 Points Collect 90 stars
Sensei of points 50 Points Make a total of 180k points in score mode

Medals Earned: 4/20 (115/500 points)

i saw her too, with laser

Crazy Mad Science Time Unlocked 11/2/13
5 Points
Complete Act 1
Green Zombies Are Jerks Unlocked 11/2/13
5 Points
Complete Act 2
Zombies Fall In Love Once Again Unlocked 11/2/13
5 Points
Complete Act 3
A Cure For Humanism Unlocked 11/2/13
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Everybody Dance, We're On Fire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
These Grannies Are Makin' Me Thirsty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/45 points)

I was on the Throne

First steps to nowhere Unlocked 12/30/14
5 Points
First steps
Music lover Unlocked 12/30/14
10 Points
Solve reel puzzle
I know this place 10 Points Return to another world
I was on the throne 10 Points Kill the king
Face of truth 50 Points Find a face
Geometry of sense 50 Points Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Dejavu 100 Points Complete the game again

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/235 points)

Indefinite: Interrogation Game

10 Questions Unlocked 7/27/15
5 Points
Get a high score of at least 10 questions
20 Questions Unlocked 7/27/15
10 Points
Get a high score of at least 20 questions
30 Questions Unlocked 7/27/15
25 Points
Get a high score of at least 30 questions
Terrorist Ending Unlocked 7/27/15
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exhibitionist 5 Points Copy the end report to your clipboard
Mobile Version 5 Points Visit the game's site for the mobile version
50 Questions 50 Points Get a high score of at least 50 questions
75 Questions 100 Points Get a high score of at least 75 questions
Alien Ending Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dual Ending Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (65/300 points)

Insert Coin

Basics acquired! Unlocked 8/19/15
5 Points
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Expert leecher! 25 Points Reach a highscore of 10 points
I invented freeplay! 50 Points Reach a highscore of 15 points
I'll never spend a penny again! 100 Points Reach a highscore of 20 points

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)

Internet Avenger

Beat Mosaic Unlocked 12/18/12
5 Points
Boss #1
Beat Netscape Unlocked 12/18/12
10 Points
Boss #2
Beat Opera Unlocked 12/18/12
25 Points
Boss #3
Error Unlocked 12/18/12
25 Points
Crash the game... and your computer?
Beat Mozilla Unlocked 12/18/12
50 Points
Boss #5
Beat Safari Unlocked 12/18/12
50 Points
Boss #4
Beat Chrome Unlocked 12/18/12
100 Points
Boss #6
Blue Screen of Victory Unlocked 12/18/12
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)

King's Game 2: Warlocks

Esquire Unlocked 1/21/13
5 Points
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Lucky Unlocked 1/21/13
5 Points
Win in one shot!
Sholar Unlocked 1/21/13
5 Points
Read help!
Apprentice 5 Points Use magic 5 times!
Banneret 5 Points Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Camper 5 Points Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Criminal 5 Points Kill 5 hostages!
Defender 5 Points Survive 4 turns
Field Commander 5 Points Win 10 battles
General 5 Points Win 30 battles
Good Aim 5 Points Win in one shot 10 times!
Killer 5 Points Kill 15 hostages!
Knight 5 Points Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Master Shooter 5 Points Win in one shot 30 times!
Pacifist 5 Points Lose 10 games!
Poacher 5 Points Shoot down 10 birds!
Protector 5 Points Survive 5 turns
Rookie 5 Points Fire 10 cannonballs!
Sentinel 5 Points Survive 3 turns
Serial Killer 5 Points Kill 25 hostages!
Shooter 5 Points Win in one shot 20 times!
Supernova 5 Points Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Archmage 10 Points Use magic 50 times!
Bigwig 10 Points Earn 10000 gold coins!
Bombardier 10 Points Fire 250 cannonballs!
Bully 10 Points Shoot down 5 birds!
Cannoneer 10 Points Fire 150 cannonballs!
Fat Cat 10 Points Earn 200000 gold coins!
Gunner 10 Points Fire 50 cannonballs!
Hunter 10 Points Shoot down 15 birds!
Landlord 10 Points Gain 25 crowns!
Mage 10 Points Use magic 15 times!
Magister 10 Points Use magic 25 times!
Master of Arms 10 Points Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Master Protector 10 Points Survive 6 turns
Moneybags 10 Points Earn 50000 gold coins!
Psycho 10 Points Kill 50 hostages!
Rich 10 Points Earn 30000 gold coins!
Scorcher 10 Points Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Sharpshooter 10 Points Win in one shot 50 times!
Shield of the Realm 10 Points Survive 7 turns
Storekeeper 10 Points Unlock all slots!
Warmonger 10 Points Win 50 battles
Captain 25 Points Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Lord of the Realm 25 Points Gain 50 crowns!
Pyromaniac 25 Points Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Vulcan 25 Points Fire 350 cannonballs!
Warlord 25 Points Kill 500 enemy soldiers!

Medals Earned: 3/48 (15/445 points)

Layin' Pipe

Enlightened Nihilism Unlocked 10/17/16
25 Points
Chill out, you don't matter
Cowardice 10 Points You wussed out...
Faux Confidence 10 Points You reek.
Liquid Courage 10 Points A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
Pssssttt... 10 Points Tell no one about this secret
Confidence 25 Points You came prepared, you left a winner
Confrontation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/140 points)

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Statuesque Unlocked 3/27/16
10 Points
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Dive right in! 5 Points The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Following instructions... 5 Points I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEADSHOT! 5 Points HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
The gambler 5 Points LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Butterfly Effect 10 Points Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
GET OVER HERE! 10 Points Scorpion would be proud.
I'm not dead yet! 10 Points One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Thumb up your butt 10 Points What were you doing?
We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/95 points)