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Total Medals Earned: 1,259 (From 294 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,470 Points

Economics Island

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/270 points)

Stranded 5 Points

Begin the journey

Meanie 5 Points

Try to rip off the gorilla

Trade 10 Points

Make a beneficial trade with the locals

Coconuts 25 Points

Hoard over 100 coconuts

Oops 25 Points

Choose the wrong point on a graph

Freedom! 50 Points

You made it off the island.

Learning 50 Points

Learn more by asking for help

Economics Savant 100 Points

Escape the island in less than 18 days...

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

EFHH

Medals Earned: 13/20 (85/380 points)

Beginning of the End 5 Points

Start the game

Found Beer 5 Points

Get the beer

Found the Flower 5 Points

Get the flower

Found the Matches 5 Points

Get the matches

Found the Newspaper 5 Points

Get the newspaper

Found the Oxygen Tank 5 Points

Get the oxygen tank

Found the Rope 5 Points

Get the rope

Found the Screwdriver 5 Points

Find the screwdriver

Found the Wheel 5 Points

Get the wheel

Finish Chapter One 10 Points

End of chapter one

Finish Chapter Three 10 Points

End of chapter three

Finish Chapter Two 10 Points

End of chapter two

Finish Prologue 10 Points

End of prologue

Found the Key 5 Points

Get the key

Found the Telescope 5 Points

Get the telescope

Finish Chapter Four 10 Points

End of chapter four

Finish Chapter Five 25 Points

End of chapter five

Finish the Game! 50 Points

End of the game

Be a Friend 100 Points

It's okay just to be present sometimes

Watch Credits 100 Points

Watch credits

Egypt Parodex

Medals Earned: 4/26 (55/305 points)

Egytian Gothic 10 Points

After Menkaure and Khamerernebty

Number two 10 Points

After Khafre Enthroned

The Bone 10 Points

After the Miller

Big Hello Kitty 25 Points

After the Great Sphinx

2 x 2 10 Points

After Rahotep and Nofret statue

Angry Gods 10 Points

After Horus Relief

Ankh 10 Points

Find the Ankh

Goofy 10 Points

After "Akhenaten statue"

Hieroglyph 10 Points

Find the Hieroglyph

Kitty 10 Points

After Egytian Cat

Mask of Tutankhaclown 10 Points

After the Mask of Tutankhamun

Nefertitis 10 Points

After Nefertiti Bust

Papyrus 10 Points

Find Papyrus 1

Papyrus 2 10 Points

Find the second Papyrus

Pharaohs sarcophagus 10 Points

Find the Pharaoh's sarcophagus

Queens Guard 10 Points

After Ramses II

Shabtis 10 Points

Find the Shabtis

Sherk 10 Points

After Balad al-Sheikh

Snoopy 10 Points

After the Anubis Shrine

Sugar Daddy Smurf 10 Points

After Seneb and His Family

The Chef 10 Points

After the Narmer Palette

The Cure 10 Points

Find the Egytian Bottle

The Seated Gamer 10 Points

After The Seated Scribe

trio 10 Points

After Statue of Menkaure with Hathor and Cynopolis

Golden Scarab 25 Points

Find the 4 pieces of Golden Scarab

The rewinder 25 Points

After The Seated Scribe

Elementalist: 0

Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/145 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Slay your very first elemental. Good job?

Gearing up 5 Points

Get your first upgrade. They are important!

It's getting hot 5 Points

Meet a new, fiery foe

Halfway there! 10 Points

175 enemies left. Keep on going!

Rich dude 10 Points

Get at least 1000 ether in a single run

Wait, they're healing?! 10 Points

Meet a watery, annoying slug

??? 25 Points

Reach the final boss. At last!

If I don't win like this... 25 Points

MAX up all your upgrades!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 14/44 (140/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Embryo Go Go!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/460 points)

Watch out for that tree! 10 Points

Beat Level 1!

MISSION STATUS: COMPLETE 50 Points

Beat Level 3 and complete the game!

Spelunker 25 Points

Beat Level 2!

Murderer 25 Points

Get a 10x kill combo!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Mutilator 50 Points

Get a 20x kill combo!

FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR, LIKE A SPEED DEMON 100 Points

Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.

Enoki - Classic

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

100 Meters 5 Points

You fell 100 Meters into the Ebyss

500 Meters 5 Points

You fell 500 Meters into the Ebyss

1000 Meters 10 Points

You fell 1000 Meters into the Ebyss

3000 Meters 25 Points

You fell 3000 Meters into the Ebyss

Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Medals Earned: 1/83 (10/1,700 points)

What Game? 10 Points

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

100K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

10K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

1K Damage 5 Points

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Art Connoisseur 5 Points

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Back Attack 5 Points

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Bonus Skills 5 Points

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Conductive Status 5 Points

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

Confusion 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off 5 Points

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Disarmed 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Family Roots 5 Points

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Fog of War 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Freebie 5 Points

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Give 100% 5 Points

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Instant Knowledge 5 Points

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Limits Broken 5 Points

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Mercy 5 Points

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

No Mercy 5 Points

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Owned 5 Points

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

RIP in Peace 5 Points

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

Roid Rage 5 Points

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Second Chance 5 Points

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Secret Farm 5 Points

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Secret Soundboard 5 Points

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

Slave Trader 5 Points

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Sometimes Invincible 5 Points

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Unusual Torture 5 Points

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

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1M Damage 10 Points

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Book Worm 10 Points

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Cat Person 10 Points

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Child Minder 10 Points

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Code Breaker 10 Points

Discover one of several secret codes.

Dim Depths 10 Points

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Eagle Eye 10 Points

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

EXP Pipeline 10 Points

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

Generic Holiday 10 Points

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Helping Hand 10 Points

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

Like a Bird 10 Points

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

Nice Guy 10 Points

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Not Pok*mon 10 Points

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Public Servant 10 Points

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Seduction 10 Points

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Upgrade Complete 10 Points

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Video Games 10 Points

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Wandering Out 10 Points

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.

Where's Satan? 10 Points

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

10M Damage 25 Points

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Boss's Boss 25 Points

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Burning Soul 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Cartographer 25 Points

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Firewood 25 Points

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Golden God 25 Points

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

None Are Safe 25 Points

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

Over the Wall 25 Points

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Party Hard 25 Points

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Pop Eye 25 Points

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Quest Cuck 25 Points

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Secret World 25 Points

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Slip 'n' Slide 25 Points

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

Squishy 25 Points

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Swamped 25 Points

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

Triple Death 25 Points

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

X-Ray Goggles 25 Points

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Alien Landscape 50 Points

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Arctic Expedition 50 Points

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Bash the Fash 50 Points

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Chest Grabber 50 Points

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Forgotten Myths 50 Points

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

River Rapids 50 Points

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

The Cat King 50 Points

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Determination 100 Points

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

None Are Free 100 Points

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Reformat 100 Points

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Ultimate Hero 100 Points

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

World Saved? 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Every Man's Refund

Medals Earned: 7/31 (35/255 points)

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Repair your ship 10 Points

Your destiny is in the stars!

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